In this last week of March, GameStop revealed it did not sell its 4,710 Bitcoin after all, instead pledging nearly the entire stack as collateral for a covered-call strategy worth above $368 million. And a US lawmaker has accused the SEC of abandoning its enforcement role on crypto, while TD Securities has warned that Nasdaqs tokenisation push could fracture stock trading into two parallel markets. While legacy companies are engineering yield from crypto, regulators are stepping back, and traditional exchanges are going on-chain, the best crypto presale to buy into right now is DeepSnitch AI, with launch set for 31 March. It’s easily the strongest case in the market, with utility like no other, involving five AI agents running a DYOR system that takes the guesswork out of whether a token will rug you at 3 AM. It has raised above $2.6 million in presale, but it’s still priced at only $0.04669, though that’s unlikely to last much longer.